Tommy discovers the insidious side of Internet Dating; a virtual world full of real fakes.

Breaking one of his own rules, Tommy enlists the help of his brother Dave.

What starts as a bad situation quickly disintegrates helped along by quantities of mescaline, weed and unknown anti-psychotic sedatives. 

An eccentric orchestral conductor on the verge of a break down, a lack of attention and an excess of polyester all ensure that Tommy and Dave's master plan crashes and burns in one foul implosion of humility.